pressure treated idiots

Last night two guys walked into a Dollar General store and robbed the clerk. Robbery is not unusual in a large city, but this robbery is unusual because of the criminal's weapon of choice. Police say two men, wearing masks and carrying 2-by-4's, walked in and demanded money from the clerk. 2 by 4's, are you serious, wooden 2 by 4's.
Where in the Bible does it say,"In the last days people shall go slap crazy."? The really stupid part about this whole crime is, because of idiots, I'll probably have to get a background check and wait 3 days before I can get my lumber from Home Depot. You may think I'm over reacting but have you tried to buy Robitussin over the counter lately? You can't. Thanks a bunch meth-heads.